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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:12
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why did my ex move on so fast, we have only been broken up for 2 weeks?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Yankees Star Responds To Red Sox Rookie’s Viral Quote - NESN
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Do you have any opinion on Japanese writer/actor Yukio Mishima?
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Veteran fund manager revamps stock market forecast - TheStreet
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Jony Ive and Sam Altman’s AI Gadget Won’t Be ChatGPT in Your Ears - Gizmodo
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Traders Scour for ‘Elusive’ Catalyst to Push S&P 500 to Record - Bloomberg
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Important scientific finding confirms ancient biblical events - The Brighter Side of News
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Fighters react to Kamaru Usman's rebound win vs. Joaquin Buckley at UFC on ESPN 69 - MMA Junkie
They put up a sign reading
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to